HR asked me to handle employee retention...Done and Done! 😇

When HR's not looking... (Mid-thirties Exec)

He promised to pull out...

mid night craving - ass version

So about that raise you asked for...😉 (mid-thirties Exec)

If I ask very nicely, would you eat me out during my next Zoom

Hiring's gotten tough...so I've gotten creative 😏 (mid-thirties

Snuck away from entertaining clients...to entertain you instead

When HR said to be more accessible, this is what they meant,

Remember that 'other duties as assigned' clause...yeah, this

Corporate says you've got to return to the office, but don't

The sun was setting over the horizon, and the air was filled