Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

I really need a place to sit. Mind if I use your face?

Would you mind if I borrowed your face? I wanna sit on it

Can I sit on your face please?

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

I want to sit on your face, do you mind?

Mind if I sit on your face?

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

I need a face to sit on

Hope you don´t mind if I sit my pale goth ass on your face