Would you mind if I borrowed your face? I wanna sit on it

Would you mind if I borrowed your face? I wanna sit on it

I really need a place to sit. Mind if I use your face?

Do you mind if I sit on your face ?

I want to sit on your face, do you mind?👅

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

Would you mind if I borrowed your face? I wanna sit on it

Mind if i sit on your face ? 😇

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

Mind if I sit on your face? ;)

Would you mind if I sit on your face? [f]

Im going to sit on your face, hope you dont mind