You’re pretty jealous of your douchebag roommate. Your girlfriend

wash your hands, and while you’re at it, wash me too [f]

When you want to keep your job, and she just wants a blowjob

When you go to text your wife when she will be home and her bull

when you go to the doctor to fix your face, don't tell him it

You will feel purposeless until you decide to accept your place

When you have to stick your hand down your pants

When you want to have your cake and eat it too

When you go to get your teeth fixed and they steal your dick

you go to brush your teeth and then you see this..

When you go bowling with your friends and get triggered by seeing

When you go to the female gloryhole and the guy makes you squirt