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So about that raise you asked for... (mid-thirties Exec)
workgonewild by TheAnnaBound
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This is how I'll be asking for a raise
HR said to improve employee retention. Don't worry, guys, I've
Snuck away from entertaining clients...to entertain you instead
When HR said to be more accessible, this is what they meant,
Hiring these days has gotten tough. But don't worry, I've gotten
So about that raise you asked for...😉 (mid-thirties Exec)
If you need a break from work, you can masturbate in my office
Remember that 'other duties as assigned' clause? Yeah...this
Hiring has gotten tough...so I make sure to offer fantastic benefits
On your first day at work, we'll go over ground rules...and my
Raise your dick if you’d love to fuck me ;)