Looking for a face to sit on, do you know someone who'd be interested?

I’d rather not have to ask for permission to sit on your face

You can come inside me if you let me sit on your face first

I need a face to sit on

Can I sit on your face please

come sit on it

Your view before I sit on your face

Can I sit this on your face?

Can I sit on your face?

can I sit on your face this weekend?

Would you let me sit on your (f)ace?

On my way to sit on your face!