I’m so broke that this year I’m the present 🤷‍♂️

Dance like no-one's watching

Sour candy

In a Hogwarts dormitory...

This may seem corny, but you make me really horny.

This may seem corny, but you make me really horny.

This may seem corny, but you make me really horny.

I’m naked, but invisible… 🪄

I don't know who's fetish this is ...but this is hilarious and

My penis turned into a monster thanks to this toy

This might seem corny, but you’re making me horny.

New meaning to blowing someone