Looking for a face to sit on, do you know someone who'd be interested?

POV: I m about to sit on ur face

Should i sit on your lap, or face

I need a face to sit on...

I really need a place to sit. Mind if I use your face?

I need a face to sit on...

Can I sit on your face if I ask nicely?

Can I sit on your face?

Is it okay if i sit on your face?

Let me sit my thick ass on your face

i wanna sit on your face so bad (BTBF)

Let a goth girl sit on your face and ruin your life.