It’s Saturday, 2021, I’m drunk and spilling oil everywhere!!

My jar opened when I lifted it. ABV everywhere that had just

Oil slathered everywhere

I just wanna cover it in oil and sit on you

Booty booty booty booty rockin’ everywhere

Stretch mark oil everywhere this pregnancy

Can you rub some more oil on my butt?

I’m slim everywhere except in one area!

I meant to oil up everywhere but I got distracted…

Bubble butts look even better covered in oil :)

Come help me oil these cheeks

Will you slap it until it goes fully red everywhere