Can I have a seat on your face?

Can I have a seat on your face?

Do you mind if i take a seat on your face?

I can't find my sole chair, can you be my seat?

Just me in your passenger seat (yes real uber driver)

Can I seat on your ..?🍑

Can you lay down on the floor so I can take a seat on your face?

Can I take a seat?

Can you lay down on the floor so I can take a seat on your face?

Your face looks so comfy, mind if I take a seat?

Your face looks like a comfy seat am I right?

Pounded in the front seat