original post: https://redd.it/13bzhzp
to be of use.
therewasanattempt by BitschWack
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...to take a poop in a field. The donkey had other plans.
To stretch back in a skin tight dress
To Intimidate Mrs. Puff
to get a bobsled off to a flying start
to become a firebreather
to have a normal birthday in front of her parents
To run from the cops
to steal a purse in Texas.
To find the first man who doesn’t like 🫦
to ride your bike safely
to make the game winning free throw
To catch and release