um excuse me sir, I think ur face belongs here

May I bounce these in your face😇

may i rest my ass on your face!

May I use your face as a chair?

May i use your face as my chair next? ;)

May i jiggle these cheeks on your face?

Why don't you come drink from this teachers camel hump

I just wanna use your face as a chair...may i? [ba]

I may have an innocent face, but you should never judge a book

I want to sit my cameltoe on your face

May I clap my cheeks in your face

May I bounce these in your face?