would you let me sit on your face if I asked nicely?

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

I’d rather not have to ask for permission to sit on your face

would you let me put my cheeks on your face if i ask nicely?

I'll stop putting this on your face if you ask me nicely!

I'll stop putting these on your face if you ask me nicely!

would you let me put my cheeks on your face if i ask nicely?

I’d rather not have to ask for permission to sit on your face

I’d rather not have to ask for permission to sit on your face

I’d rather not have to ask for permission to sit on your face

If I ask you nicely, may I sit on your face?

If I ask you nicely, may I sit on your face?