What’s life like with these massive fake tits?

Hubby’s friend came over to drink some beers but chose something

If you force me to for­get it wel­come in my life

I need a fart sniffer willing to be my content partner and endure

The PAWG life chose me…

(f) I feel like something's missing in my life. Namely you. Between

My Life As A Teenage Robot: Gasprart's Robot De Joie

hopefully this falls more on the adorable than cringey side…

Let your promiscuous, feminine side control your life😈

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Life is too short for small cups

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