Isn’t pissing outside just the best??

Open wide for your morning shower.

I would rather be spraying this somewhere more exciting 😜

How’s my aim?

When you gotta go, you gotta go!

I’m very glad the pubs have reopened 😜

Pissing in the shower is much more fun when you’re uncut.

Pissing at work

Pissing in a bottle, for fun.

Hard day's work needed a good shower after

Pissing with a view

Anyone for a bottle of apple juice?

Testing positive for a messy piss.