Do you mind if I sit on your face ?

I wanna sit on your face but I might accidentally crush you...

You mind if i sit on your face?

Would you mind if I borrowed your face? I wanna sit on it

Looking for a [f]ace to sit on

Would u mind if I sit on your [f]ace?

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

Mind if I sit on your lap?

Would you mind if I take a sit on your face?

Mind if I sit here? :)

mind if this butt sit on you

Can i sit on your face ? ;) [f]