Would you take my morning wood?

morning wood is a real thing 😳

Woke up horny af . . Will you come over and help me deal with

Big morning wood

Come take care of my morning wood 🥵

Sit on me to soothe my aching morning wood?

Ready to goon in the morning with my morning wood

Are you using two hands or a hole on my morning wood?

Don’t mind me, just dealing with my morning wood

Come sit on daddy lap! (40)

He wanted cream for his morning coffee but I gave it to him on

Taking care of that morning wood, wanna come over and get some