HR gave me an award for employee retention...good thing they

HR said to reprimand the new girl for being cheeky, but this

Employee retention's a problem, but don't worry...I've got a

New employee? Proceed to the rear entrance... 😉

Not sure this is what HR meant by sharing more with my team,

I don't mean to brag, but employee satisfaction has never been

Happy Cum-Covered Face

Care to taste my precum covered cock? (OC)

Think about how nice they would look covered in cum!

I heard you like thick HR reps. Am I your type?

I wish they were covered in your cum! 😋

If HR knew about my employee retention methods, I'd be fucked