Penis Measuring skit Did a hardware accellerator and created

Callahan is just that guy. (Credit to Raiders Tape Don’t Lie)

Don't lie to yourself... size is everything

US Police shoots a unarmed disabled man and blame the victim

Would you lie about your age to fuck me?

The tape measure doesn't lie

Don’t send me a pic of your tiny penis and expect me not to

When you lie down your penis looks small, and mine looks big

Do you think you can lie to your goddess about your penis size?

I wanted to test my wife's asshole with a real big cock. We decided

Don't lie, tell me the true size of your penis!

Don't lie, you have a tiny cute penis right?