Is your face available for a seat?

Can I use your face as a seat?

Is it okay for me to take a seat on your face?

Can I take a seat on your face

May I take a seat on your face?

Your face looks so comfy, mind if I take a seat?🥰

Your face looks so comfy, mind if I take a seat?

Exuse me sir do you have a face I can seat on?

Your view before I seat on your face

Late 30s F, Asking for permission to drop these two on your face

I need a seat, can I borrow your face to sit on?

I think a girl like me deserves a seat on your face