If I told you exactly how I wanted you to eat your cum, would

My bud said his dick was big, I told him to prove it…. Wow

I’ve been told to stay quiet

Finding out I was swapped at birth was weird to begin with. They

My girlfriend said she doesn't see me as a boyfriend anymore.

I woke up tied up in this wedding dress, my girlfriend told me

My wife said that sex during pregnancy was enjoyable, but I thought

I told her to be quiet and she said "make me" ;-)

I told her to be quiet and she said "make me" ;-)...[mf]

Momma was feeling down because she thought she was fat but I

The first time i met my bull, it was tempting for him to fill

I told him my dad was racist so he said get on your knees