o it, that she did not have gas, that she could not cook. My

[M4M] When my dealer said he was changing his prices, I told

She said she’s straight and i told her to suck my tongue like

You gotta love a giver...

My husband said that next time he wanted to see us in person

I woke up tied up in this wedding dress, my girlfriend told me

It was a hole like any other on her body. And she let him use

I agreed to swap with my girlfriend’s BFF, Cindy, for a week-

I see you lookin' beautiful.... ;-), Enjoy...

I told her to be quiet and she said "make me" ;-)

Arresting officer said the quiet part aloud: "meetings [with

When the quiet girl turns out to be the biggest slut