Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

can i take a seat on your face

Would you be ok with me using your face as my seat?

I need a seat- is your face available?

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

Your face is about to become my seat 😈

Your face looks like the perfect seat

Can I use your face as a seat?

Your face is my seat. Any complaints?

Your face would make a better seat

Your face looks so comfy, mind if I take a seat?

Let me use your face as a seat 😈