Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

Would you be so kind as to let me sit on your face?

Could i take a seat on your face

Is it okay for me to take a seat on your face?

Hope your face is a seat

Can I seat on your face? [f]

Lemme use your face as a seat

Your face looks like the perfect seat for me

Your face my seat

Your face looks so comfy, mind if I take a seat?

Super tired today, can I take a seat on your face?

I really hope that seat on your face is available!