I bought this hair dye that was supposed to “bring out what

Idiot Drunk kills himself attempting to break into someone’s

That bright pink pops out of nowhere! 🤤

Whats the first thought in your head when you look at me?

I thought about you today while I was taking a shower.

What’s your first thought?

Oh we can post videos ? 👀 Thought to post a sneak peak here

I can’t believe I thought i was straight

While I was getting ready to go to the gym, I thought I'd show

I'll make you feel things you never thought were possible.

I guess it wasn’t as private as I thought

Putting the thought out there, if I were your buddy's mom, would