original post: https://redd.it/134bo4d
Why don’t you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?
ColoradospringsNSA by FeweCommissiongu
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Why oh why did I leave my vibrator at home :') going caveman
I’m home alone, want to come over?
I'm feeling very lonely tonight daddy, why don't you come for
I’m home alone, wanna come over and play with me?
I'll give you a lil surprise tonight