original post: https://redd.it/1343ksz
Go find some magic berries. Dumbass.
Mean_Captions by jimmystormx
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She makes you cry like a bitch, and masturbates to the thought
The frat gave her the official role of House Fluffer.
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You didn't.
You shouldn't have called your best friend a slut
You never fucked her hard enough to make her tits bounce like
They said they'd be back, and they'd bring friends next time.
the moment the Bullies got their hands on your Mom, She was nothing
He has a meeting with you, but he's staying with your wife instead
even your dad never got Her to make those expressions
My Nympho teacher graded my paper on how well I fuck her
Remember that asians have tighter pussies you racist bitch!