C'mon bro, I'm not gay, it was just a bet

What was your New Year resolution? Mine was to find a bro to

5 minutes into a goon session and my bud has me on my knees

Five minutes into a "straight" goon session after you told your

That was close bro! Goon session nearly turned gay

I mean lets be real here, you never really thought your BBC wielding

How “straight” is it when bro pushes your head down on his

I need to make sure my bro is pleased with our “straight”

My goon bud is so gay!

5 mins after my hung straight bud invites me over for “a totally

My Goon bro said we were only having a celeb jerk sesh, 5 mins

I always love when my buds drop by for a totally "straight" goon