I feel like I should fuck a Redditor tonight any takers?

will you help me get satisfied tonight?

Hey daddy, is my outfit okay to go out tonight

you have the key op my happiness tonight? lol

Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

Hey, I lost my teddy bear… Can I please cuddle with you tonight

Hey, I lost my teddy bear… Can I please cuddle with you tonight

Hey, I lost my teddy bear… Can I please cuddle with you tonight

Hey, I lost my teddy bear… Can I please cuddle with you tonight

Hey, I lost my teddy bear… Can I please cuddle with you tonight

I’ll probably get ignored as always but hey!