Girl was sleeping. So I decided to try and fuck myself instead

When your ex called you donkey dick

When your tail light is broken, sometimes you have to improvise

When your friends call you to a club and you're married 😂

I can get you hard so you have to get me wet

Nothing better than when your bro calls you daddy 😏

He was a bad boy so I had to punish and tease him

that moment your bestie kisses you and you just have to taste

Be silent when you have nothing to say, when genuine passion

When your GF calls you to tell you not to wait up because she's

my classmates used to make fun of my tiny tits so this is me

my classmates used to tell me I'm not fuckable so this is me