Someone said my ass was too big I hope someone appreciates it

My ex said that I am too shy, so I show off here

Doctor said I need more dick, any volunteers ;p OC

I said 'just the tip' he said 'balls deep'

He said this is how you politic someone

when she said to ignore her pussy that was the reason

My chiropractor said I need a reduction but Reddit loves my chubby

My chiropractor said I need a reduction:(

My chiropractor said I need a reduction...

My chiropractor said I need a reduction...

Whoever said size doesn’t matter was lying

She said I lick it better than her man.