Who would like to be my friend with advantages

Although they may not be the best in the world, they are nevertheless

I may be ignored, but I'm horny right now.

Do you want to help me out when I'm home alone?

If it's your hard wood, it should fit well; the pen is too small

Enjoys having something rough rubbed against them

While I seem innocent but I can strip for you in a seconds

Who wants to be that Crayon Shin-chan

Oh, how I wish it were a real person!

Do you want to replace that item?

How I wish there was something inserted in it

It's so fun to fantasise about having sex with someone.

Can I be your 69 partner?