Need a lap to sit this ass on. Any volunteers? (f)

Can I sit on your lap Santa 🍪🥛🎅🏽🎄🎁 [F]

Looking for a [f]ace to sit on

Looking for a [f]ace to sit on

Can I sit on you? [f]

i can sit on your face [f]

lemme sit on your [f]ace 🍑

I'm plugged and looking for a (f)ace to sit on

sit on your face (f)

Let me sit on your face please [F]

looking for a face to sit on, any takers? [f]

Let me put your [f]ace here