The holidays suck.

Unfortunately I am sick for the holidays so here’s a favorite

Back in practice after the holidays

I suck at cracking eggs, but I promise there's no shells

I was home from college & excited to spend the holidays with

Unfortunately I can't work out at the gym, so I work out at home

Making a cappuccino before everyone wakes up that’s visiting

Happy holidays, I wish you rough sex like I have for new year

Our families were on a cruise ship for the holidays. Unfortunately,

Our families were on a cruise ship for the holidays. Unfortunately,

Our families were on a cruise ship for the holidays. Unfortunately,

Holidays are over. Gotta get back to work.