Hope you don't mind if I sit on your face

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

Mind if i sit on your lap?

Your face looks pretty comfy, don’t you mind if I sit?

Would you be okay if I sit on your face?

Mind if I sit on your lap?

Mind if I sit on your lap and straddle you instead

Hope you don't mind if I sit on your tongue?

Mind if I sit here

Mind if I sit on you

Mind if I sit in your lap

Mind if I take a sit on your face?