I’m gonna use your face as a chair and you’ll love it

I wish this chair was your face

I'm in need of a new chair! How about your face?

My husband can sit on a chair, so we have enough room to let

Who wants to let me use their face as my chair

May I use your face as a chair

I’m gonna use your face as a chair and you’ll love it

May I use your face as a chair

I’m gonna use your face as a chair and you’ll love it

I need your face to use like a chair!

I'll use your face as a chair

Will you let your face be my chair? [video]