original post: https://redd.it/8u0ljy
Who wants a princess when you can have a shieldmaiden covered in the blood of her enemies?
Alice_on_thc by ijustwannalift_
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Who wants a princess when you can have a shield maiden covered
Who wants barely legal when you can have barely sane and experience?
Who needs (f)ireworks when you can have tit drops instead 💖😘
Who needs a buttplug when you can have one of these instead?
Who needs a pillow when you can have my ass? 🤔
who only needs one, when you can have two toys
Who needs a mountain when you can have a tempting hill?
