The frat gave her the official role of House Fluffer.

Sometimes she'd make you clean him even if you were a good boy.

I think that from now on, I'm gonna be the one fucking your girlfriend.

Your bully may have ruined highschool for you, but now you have

Naive little sister falls in love with my bully and he takes

We almost didn't do it! *fist bump*

"I love you."

I Thought My Boyfriend Was More Of A Man Than This

It's how she greets all the new neighbors.

"Babe, please I know you're mad but that doesn't mean you can

Your boss is better at everything

Don't forget to thank daddy for the attention.