I need somewhere to park this- can I sit on your face?

A few years ago, if you had told me that I would be writing about

I need a face to mush 😝

I need somewhere to park this, can I sit on your face?

Honestly i just want to park it on your face, if thats ok

Hope you don’t bother if I squirt in your face while you eat

I need somewhere to park this, can I sit on your face?

Would you let me sit on your face ? ;)

I need somewhere to park this, can I sit on your face?

Your face looks like a good pace to park these

Let me park this on your face

Let me park this on your face