original post: https://redd.it/1307e29
To not say shit.
therewasanattempt by cedarglade1901
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to look like a tough guy
To pet a crocodile
To get laid.
To look like an intelligent badass...
To sexy wash a car
To do a sexy car wash
Watch out for the coral
To doggy
To steal a car
[Nsfw] to do the limbo
To bang
To stop a car by throwing a shoe.
To rob a group of women