How are you today? Better now…👀

Come back to bed with me

This bed is comfy and all, but id prefer sitting on your lap

Waiting patiently while bent over the bed ??

This bed is comfy and all, but id prefer sitting on your lap

Are you a woodchuck? Because I can totally see your wood.

what if i’m ur son’s girlfriend?

Waiting patiently while bent over the bed ??

Mess up my bed with me.

Are you a sea lion? Because I can sea you lion in my bed tonight.

Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself

This bed is comfy and all, but id prefer sitting on your lap