Me or your cousin, who'd be your ideal adventure partner?

Me or your cousin, who's your forever choice?

Can I be your secret love affair?

Who's more fascinating - me or your cousin?

Can you imagine me as the mother of your children?

Seems my chair took a leave of absence, where can I squat?

If I were residing just next door, would you consider dating

Left my ex because he didn't eat my ass.

Fancy my ass for a breakfast dish?

Do you like the idea of waking up to my ass for breakfast?

I pine for someone willing to eat my ass.

My only sitting place is lost, can I use you instead?

Could I become your confidential romance?