Let me sit on your lap and tell you what I want for Christmas,

Santa can I sit on your lap?

Excuse me, may I sit on your lap, daddy?

Come sit on my lap ;)

Would you like to sit in my lap? 😳🖤

Want to sit on my lap? 🥺😏

Would you let me sit on your lap with this goth ass of mine?

I need a lap to sit on

Can I sit on your lap?

Should I sit down on your lap

Come sit on my lap 😏

I'd rather sit on your lap, but hey, you can't have it all