The thing about towels is they really hide my body. Better to

Towels belong on the floor, agree?

Towels look better on the floor

Towels look best on the floor

Towels🧻 and plates🍽…I don’t provide either. Lick that

Towels look best on the floor don’t you think

Towels look best on the floor

Towels look best on the floor

Towels look best on the floor

Towels look best on the floor

Towels look best on the floor anyways

Throwback to when my ex roommate would piss all over the floor