My ex called me slut and can you guess why?

When your mom was pregnant with you she was a BBC slut. I guess

They used to call me cum slut in highschool.. bet you can guess

My ex never pulled out, guess why

I've tasted all dicks in my class and never done homework, guess

Guess why I’m late for work

"Such a fucking slut" not sure why I yelled that but that's how

I guess this is one of the reasons why I’m known as the office

I'm quite popular among the school dads. Can you guess why?

I guess this is why I'm his favourite asian college slut

I guess this is one of the reasons why I’m known as the office

I guess this is one of the reasons why I’m known as the office