To lose our virginities, I and my two friends came up with a

Your bully had slipped a present pill into your sister’s drink,

I was a chubby nerd and you my flatmate. One day, while cooking,

“Okay I did it, you happy” Ethan stood in front of his friend

I got second puberty and I hate being a girl it’s the worst,

I always wanted to be a babysitter, but i couldn’t find anyone

Asked a girl to dance with me last night in pub and she wanted

My girlfriend was a nerdy goth girl and after telling her I was

Being a good girl and letting him use up my asshole like he wanted

I had fallen into debt with a seriously bad crowd and completely

I can’t remember much from last night. my tomboy roommate had

The couple had been together for a few years, but their relationship