Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

I really need a place to sit. Mind if I use your face?

I just want to sit on your face, is that too much to ask for?

anyone got a free face I can sit on?

I’d rather not have to ask for permission to sit on your face

I’d rather not have to ask for permission to sit on your face

I need a face to sit on...

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

need a face to sit on

POV I'm about to sit on your face

I need a place to sit, is your face available?

Cant wait to sit on your face like this....