Santa’s on the naughty list so she deserves to be punished,

9 days til Christmas, did you put me on your wish list?

I can be on your naughty list

Taking it deep (credit to u/thorriandjax)

Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself

What would you do if you saw me during your workout?

Just me trying to convince you to stay home with me today

I can handle rough sex on my ass

You’re on my list of things to do.

Can I be the first thing on your "to do" list today?

Can I be the first thing on your "to do" list today?

Do I pass to be in your fuck list?