Five minutes after your straight bro complains it's been a month

"But I'm not gay, bro." Five minutes later ...

[Kik]: mozimin Me five minutes into the “straight” goon session

Goon bud & I agreed to keep it "straight" tonight. This was us

Bud: "no I'm not gonna fuck you I'm straight". (five minutes

My bud: bro, we are straight so can’t be doing what we did

Me: "Let's keep it straight this time, bud." Me five minutes

I told my bud I was 100% straight and that nothing could change

Me, a totally straight bro, five minutes after my goon bud takes

Me, a totally straight bro, five minutes after my bud takes out

We’re totally keeping it straight! *2 minutes later*

How she feel at the start of a "straight" goon session vs five