I'm your Christmas present.. unwrap me, use me and throw me away

We present the second compilation of the top posts on r/DronedOrc.

Would you slide in right away or taste it first?

Leaving her a going away present

Leaving her a going away present

Ass so tight I left her a little going away gift

I can't stand to be away from my beloved toy anymore

Hidden away, waiting to be explored

Leaving her a going away present

When you're with me, all your troubles fade away.

Life had been rough ever since your wife had left you and stolen

It was a typical day in the household of the Johnson family.